God vs Man
Man is a creature who shat out his own tail while walking.
The lizard inside him grew it back as a favor.
His mind noticed and cut if off again.
This kept happening over-and-over.
Finally God picked up the limp tail and said, “Hey man, what gives?”
And man was like, “I don’t need that anymore.”
And god was sad because he had spent a lot of time on it.
Original source: http://www.jtrue.com/blog/god-vs-man
